Only a few sleeps to go until Christmas and who better to get us into the holiday spirit than Peter Crouch, who is looking forward to his first football-free festive period in 21 years. Crouchy has teamed up with McDonald’s this year to lend his acting skills to voice ‘The Christmas Adventures of Archie’, McDonald’s annual Christmas book. For those that remember Jackanory, Crouchy is a shoo-in if the long-running children’s TV Series is ever revived. Willow the cockney badger is our particular favourite.

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